WANTED: Unique people with a variety of talents and interests for highly rewarding, low paying work, with great long-term benefits!
Study or experience in the following fields required:
- Yoga, gymnastics or related field. This position requires extensive flexibility and the need to occassionally bend over backwards
- Code breaking for deciphering odd behavior and languages. Some experience in sign language helpful
- Nursing. Job demands the healing of many wounds. Knowledge of Band-Aid and hugging use a must.
- Cheerleading, in order to better root for your children
- Shepharding for guiding them in the right direction
- Housekeeping skills, for mopping up tears
- Gardening to help children blossom into their full potential after experiencing transplant shock
- Mediation to promote conflict resolution
- Drill Sargeant, or other supervisory skills, to keep the troops in proper formation
- Choir leadership to sing praises and promote harmony
- Architecture in order to build bridges and firm foundation
- Mechanic, to assure things are all running smoothly under the hood.
- Tour Guide, in order to show your child whole new worlds
- Pilot, to help them soar
- Detective, to track down important information, support groups and other necessary services to best assist your child
- Comedy. This job is impossible to do without a good sense of humor and ability to laugh at one's self. Experience as member of comedy troupe will be beneficial
- Related talents recommended: ability to go without sleep for long stretches of time; ability to go without seeing immediate benefits of job; ability to try new foods, activities, groups of friends with an open mind; ability to run around during the day- Olympic decathlon candidates welcome; Patience, Patience, Patience
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